Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Jumpstarting the Blog with Still Game

I've really neglected blogging over the last few months... Really, the last couple of years. I'm going to try to be better about that. I haven't been back to Scotland since I left nearly three years ago, but I keep up on the news - particularly in Orkney - and there's no reason not to post an occasional update on one topic or another. So, I'll work at it, with the goal of a couple of posts per month.

I'm going to start this blogging revitalization by sharing something that Glaswegian Sensation, of guest post fame, introduced me to. During the Winter of 2013, several people were gracious enough to let me crash on their sofas or floors when I was back and forth to Aberdeen from my temporary digs in Orkney, and Glaswegian Sensation was one of them. She really went above and beyond by not only cooking a lovely meal - completely unnecessary, but very welcome - but also by firing up YouTube to show me Still Game, which inevitably has a Wikipedia entry. Still Game is absolutely crackin' Scottish comedy, and there's no better introduction than the banter between the lead protagonists, Jack and Victor, and Boabby the barman. Fair warning, this clip is for adults!


If you care to, there are a bunch of episodes available to view for free on YouTube. Still Game is currently in the midst of a long-awaited seventh season after several years on hiatus and a hugely popular live show at "The Hydro" in Glasgow. It's definitely worth checking out.

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Scottish Secession: The Brexit Factor

Not quite two weeks ago, in a high turnout election, the United Kingdom voted to leave the European Union. One of the potential second order effects that's been discussed is a second Scottish secession referendum. I've spoken with Gray 1 up in Orkney, and The Director in Aberdeen, and wanted to share some thoughts, mainly on the prospects for a second Scottish referendum.

Politics: While the Scottish National Party (SNP) still control the Scottish Parliament, they recently lost their majority and a great deal of political capital. The previous referendum campaign was premised upon the SNP's majority, so the fact that the SNP has lost that majority, and the referendum (and not narrowly), doesn't bode well for another referendum. Based upon politics, the prospects for Scottish secession have not improved since the referendum, and have probably deteriorated.

Currency: During the 2014 referendum, the "Yes!" campaign claimed that an independent Scotland would retain the pound as part of a currency union, while the "Better Together" campaign and UK government denied that there was any prospect of this. If Scotland seceded in order to join the EU, a sterling-based currency union would be impossible, and Scotland would likely be saddled either with the Euro, or with its own national currency. At present, the sterling is down, but it has historically been stronger than the euro and is likely to rebound in the long term. Based upon currency, the prospects for Scottish secession are worse in 2016 than they were at the time of the referendum.

Borders: According to The Director, if Scotland were to secede from an EU-independent UK, the remainder of the United Kingdom would have no choice but to erect a formal border between England and Scotland. This is especially true in light of the ongoing EU refugee crisis, which probably contributed significantly to the Brexit vote. While some of Scotland's trade and immigration is with the United Kingdom, most of Scotland's goods and people move between Scotland and England. Based upon borders, the prospects for Scottish secession are worse in 2016 than they were at the time of the referendum.

Defense ("Defence"): The "Yes!" campaign made contradictory claims: that Scotland would evict the UK's Trident deterrent, but that Scotland would be grandfathered into NATO. NATO made it clear that Scotland would not be grandfathered into the alliance. The SNP has not softened its anti-Trident stance in the last two years, but Russia has become more aggressive by supplementing its pre-referendum intervention in Crimea with its post-referendum intervention in Syria. Occasional interceptions of Russian military aircraft violating NATO and UK airspace continue. Based upon defense ("defence"), the prospects for Scottish secession have not improved since the referendum, and have probably deteriorated.

Energy: As I mentioned ad nauseum between 2012 and 2014, the "Yes!" campaign premised its case for secession upon high oil prices, which were going to be used to turn Scotland into a socialist welfare wonderland. In September of 2014, oil was averaging $95.85 per barrel, down from a high of 117.78 in March of 2012. At present, it's at $45.94, and the BBC News North East, Orkney, and Shetland feed posts several articles per week about how poorly the North Sea energy industry is doing. Since the energy industry downturn, there have been repeated observations in politics and the media about how inaccurate the SNP pronouncements were. Based upon Scotland's economy as a function of energy prices, the prospects for Scottish secession are much worse in 2016 than they were at the time of the referendum.

Union: Finally, there's the state of the EU itself. The fact that the majority of the UK, narrow though that majority may have been, voted for secession is an indicator of the health of the EU. The more influential EU powerhouses, mainly Germany, have expended a great deal of political and financial capital in the last five years to keep the EU afloat, and particularly to keep bankrupt Greece and other nations in the EU. In addition, the migrant/refugee crisis and the problem of unsecured borders has strained the EU's credibility. Brexit may be a one-off, but it could also trigger referenda in some of the other backbone members whose economies the EU needs to survive. With this degree of uncertainty about the future viability of the EU, the temporarily chaotic British economy may very well be a better bet for Scots than a mad dash to reunite with Europe. Based upon the health of the EU, the prospects for Scottish secession are much worse in 2016 than they were at the time of the referendum.

I don't know if there will be another referendum; and if there is one, I don't know how it will play out. What I do know is that, to quote one of my contacts, "The case for Scotland being an independent nation is now weaker than ever." I suspect that if Westminster can stall for long enough - and given that the SNP billed the 2014 referendum as a "once in a lifetime opportunity", that shouldn't be too difficult a proposition - then talk of a second referendum will probably die down to a dull roar for the time being. But, I suppose we'll just have to wait and see.

Friday, March 4, 2016

Message in a Bottle

In May of 2013, I posted this item, a lovely documentary about messages in bottles that was recorded in Orkney. In June, the BBC published a story about a message in a bottle that had been dispatched from Carlisle (in England) in 1971, and recovered in Rattray (north of Aberdeen). Maybe I'll dispatch one of my own the next time I find myself on Scottish shores...

Sunday, October 25, 2015

Seeking the Stroma Phone Box

A little over a year ago, I posted Musings on Small Scottish Islands, in which I discussed Stroma and Foula. The other day, I was reading the Wikipedia article about Stroma, and it settled - with reckless abandon - a question I had from last year with respect to where that photo of Stroma's telephone booth was. And I quote:

For many years, the islanders had no means of contacting the mainland in emergencies other than signalling with hand lamps and hoping that someone would see them. A radio telephone was installed in 1935, and in 1953 a telephone cable was laid. A red telephone box was installed in the centre of the island, symbolic of the 6 millionth phone box installation in the UK. It is still there today, though no longer in use.


I looked at that photo I posted and proposed that the phone box was probably located near here. Well, I was right, because if you look at this Wikipedia photo that shows both the phone box and the church, you can see from the shadow that this is the church's steeple, so based on the angle (which suggests that the satellite photo was probably taken in the middle of the afternoon), this little shadow is the phone box. Of course, the photo makes it brutally obvious, particularly when you check out that red shipping container to the north of the church.

It's yet another good lesson, though I'd have preferred a bit more of a challenge... But more on that in a future post.

ER II Surpasses VR

While I was in Scotland, I wrote a series of posts on the royal cyphers. This included features on Queen Victoria and Queen Elizabeth II. The latter sovereign recently surpassed the former's record as the longest-reigning monarch in British history. My favorite feature on the event came from the BBC, which published a pictorial entitled Queen Elizabeth II, 63 years in 63 pictures - and the photo for 1979 features Queen Elizabeth's 1979 visit to Oman, and a young-ish Sultan Qaboos!

Thursday, October 8, 2015

Island Paradise: Recent Bits and Bobs

About a month ago, I posted the definitions of all of the words from the 2014/'15 season of Whassigo on BBC Radio Orkney. Wednesday marked the 2015/'16 season premier of Whassigo, and I've already started keeping track of the words and their definitions. That potentially saves me the trouble of listening to each episode all over again like I did earlier this year, but I may end up doing that anyway.

As I was listening, I tried to look up one of the words. I didn't have access to my copy of The Orkney Dictionary, but a few months ago I discovered an old book online: An etymological glossary of the Shetland & Orkney dialect; with some derivations of names of places in Shetland. It didn't have the word I was looking for (and I just checked, neither does The Orkney Dictionary), but while I was looking for that book, I also found The Orkneys and Shetland; their past and present state. I'll probably peruse the latter on my Kindle to look for potential passages to use in my book.

So, what else has been going on in Orkney?

  • The Kirkwall constabulary worked with BBC Radio Orkney to try to reunite a stuffed lioness with its owner, though I'm not sure if the appeal was successful.
  • On a recent installment of the BBC Radio Orkney Postbag segment, a gentleman writer complained of sexual harassment by rowdy lasses at the pub when he'd elected to wear his kilt. (Skip to 24:24.)
  • The BBC mothership did a feature about the North Ronaldsay sheep. (I got a North Ronaldsay sheepskin for my parents before leaving Orkney in 2013.)

    Pretty soon, Orkney will be gearing up for the severe Winter gales. If you're Orcadian and you're reading this, good luck!
  • Monday, September 14, 2015

    Catching Up with the Shetland Ponies

    Lady Jaye joined me on the East Coast for the Summer, which was great. Unfortunately for you, the valued Operation Highlander readers, that sort of precluded me from doing much blogging. I'm going to be catching up over the next couple of months, and I wanted to start with some recent shenanigans from our good friends... The Shetland Ponies! When we last visited the lads, they were observing a loose bull in Lerwick. In this installment, they're joined by their friend, Ingrid, who just read a news story from May...


    No installment featuring the Shetland Ponies would be complete without our intrepid curmudgeons, Sigurd and Thorfinn. There's been an unsettling story out of New Pitsligo in which a pony was sexually assaulted and stabbed, and had to be euthenized. (The reward for the apprehension of the perpetrator currently stands at £4000.) Unfortunately, the lads are familiar with the victim...


    I'll wrap up with a story that didn't actually happen in Shetland, but given the popularity of the Unst Bus Shelter, one would be forgiven for thinking it had: Free travel pass for Aberdeen bus stop cockerel. That's right, not to be outdone by that Japanese cat that's a train station manager, some chicken in Aberdeen gets a free bus pass. I call shenanigans!

    Wednesday, September 9, 2015

    Separated by a Common Language: Orcadian Dialect Edition, Part 3

    Earlier this year, I posted about Northern Isles evening radio programs. Once BBC Radio Orkney's Winter program season came to a close, I - no joke - went back through the six installments of Whassigo, recorded every word and its definition, and present them now in this latest edition of Separated by a Common Language.

    November 2014
  • dillo - A small area of cultivated ground.
  • geskafoo - Pleasant in manner; old Norse for "full of pleasantness".
  • pulty - A short, stout person (or, to be short and stout), from the Norse "bult".
  • blooro - A passionate argument that could degenerate into a melee.
  • skafal - A shapely, well-built person (particularly in the face).
  • stram - A state of excitement.

    December 2014
  • chiggo - A well-built lass.
  • favillo - An idle, lazy person.
  • stunky - Slow-witted or stupid; also, a person who is not taking part in festivities.
  • limiter - A lame animal.
  • mittle - A serious injury, or to be "seriously mittled".
  • skint - An admonition to hurry up, from the Norse "skynda", "to hasten".
  • peltrie - A group of unwanted visitors.

    January 2015
  • sugg - A patch of hard skin on the hand (like a callus).
  • hingle - A bracket that holds a lamp.
  • jimp - A bit short, e.g., sparing or economical.
  • fest - To tether an animal, particularly in a field with a stake.
  • veeze - To grab something tightly.
  • skate-rumple - An inhabitant of Deerness.

    February 2015
  • ligny - A calm spot on the sea caused by an oil slick.
  • sivvet - Birsay word meaning a blow or a smack.
  • pangse - To walk as if walking through deep snow.
  • lotherfoo - Peaceful and amiable.
  • skiggan - Norse for clear, transparent, bright, and clean.
  • bugget - A large, clumsy person, from the old Norse "bugge".

    April 2015
  • darrowas - Rousay word for a good scolding.
  • baiver - To be blown about or struggling against the wind (Danish-Norse).
  • rink - A twist in one's neck.
  • dabal - A piece of wet land.
  • griminagerous - Hideous (referring to facial features).
  • rammelgoforth - A rash and hurried person.

    April 2015 #2
  • simean - Putting on aires or graces.
  • tud - A Marwick word meaning sudden changes in air pressure resulting from gales
  • glinted - Lightheaded, flirtatious, frolicksome.
  • vansome - A Norn word describing someone who is difficult to please and/or deal with.
  • varless - Awkward or clumsy in gait or movement.
  • boonie - A farmer.

    I'd be really tempted to use flash cards to memorize these and previous Whassigo words if I weren't reasonably sure that most Orcadians wouldn't actually recognize any of these words if they were to hear them in conversation!